No, we’re not turning into philatelists,
those are the folks who collect the lovable, lick-able postage stamps issued by
the post office. We’re just trying to
collect the multitude of city and county approval “stamps” required on our architectural
drawings before we can begin construction.
They can be as difficult to obtain as a special edition 1 cent stamp from
the earliest days of the USPS. So that you might benefit from our learning
experience (should you ever decide to build or permit something) here are a few
“stamp collecting” tips:
Here are the 4 stamps we've collected so far |
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM -
Show up at the city planning office early, 15 minutes before they open is
best. You want to get the planners while
they are still in good spirits before they’ve been crushed by cubical claustrophobia
and inundated with general contractors, architects and engineers. Besides, for every hour after opening you
show up, you’ll probably have to wait three times as long to get your turn at
the counter.
GO INTO YOUR SONG & DANCE –
You can’t just present your plans you have to SELL them! The truth is you are awarded or NOT awarded
the coveted stamps sometimes based, in large part, on the whims of the planners
you happen to get at the counter. In
fact, after a few rounds of “when did she tell you this?” and “why did he tell
you that?” one of the planners readily confessed, “at least we’re consistent in
our inconsistencies!”
MANNERS COUNT – The
people behind the counter may hold all the power but don’t forget that they are
still people. They appreciate a friendly
smile and a sincere hello and a self-deprecating demeanor. Anyone who has been through the permitting
process knows this. That’s why you will
see even the most seasoned architect or the burliest contractor act like
humbled, bashful kids when they show up to the counter vying for their stamps.
DON’T GIVE UP OR GIVE IN – Part of
the battle is being insistent, YOU know that what you want to do makes sense,
your job is to convince THEM.
We have followed all these handy tips and STILL
we sit waiting to get four more stamps needed to complete our collection. Here
is one more tip; you have to go in order. In our case, CCDC’s waiting on
Mechanical and Plumbing, Mechanical and Plumbing is waiting on Health and
Health has put us off for a few days because of other “minor” projects ahead of
us. Hopefully by early next week we will
have the whole thing “licked!”